bowel-city:

gf: babe, come over

me: I aint got a car

gf: but my parents aren’t home

me:

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  • girl: babe come over
  • boy: I can't I'm having a threesome with an older couple
  • girl: my parents aren't home
  • boy: I know

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dw:

when did we replace the word “said” with “was like”

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conventionalvampire:

WHAT’S HAPPENING

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cindehella:

cinematic masterpiece

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muslimmilf:

updating my tagged/me

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ejacutastic:

well would you look at that

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